Xmunoz likes to tinker with bits using a magnetized needle and a steady hand. In a former life, she wrangled web traffic and corralled distributed systems. Present interests include breaking cryptography, reverse engineering things, and ethically uncovering vulnerabilities in network infrastructure, system configuration, and web applications. In her free time she plays on the R3d Cr3sc3nt CTF team. In this talk shell be bringing to bear all the aforementioned knowledge to teach you how to grow small-scale Cannabis well indoors with as little effort and expenditure as possible